Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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