What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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