Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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