She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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