i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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