I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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