shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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