You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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