Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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