No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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