You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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