Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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