Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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