i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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