how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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