Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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