yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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