i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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