"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
