I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
did i walk over a car last night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize