he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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