end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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