Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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