the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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