Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
My legs feel like baby dolphins
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
