You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
