Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
