butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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