We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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