Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm at about main and main street
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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