That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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