Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Come on in and take your pants off
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