i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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