You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The Olympian is in my bed
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
