u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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