Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
