so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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