Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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