i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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