I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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