thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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