Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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