in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
