We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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