She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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