I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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