So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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