you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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