Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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