I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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