I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
