love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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