no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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