dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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