Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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