i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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