absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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