'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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