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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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